An MDW Double Feature

Make Delusions Fun Again!

Witches, evil queens, good wives + lion cubs,

This is my rocket, and I can send an off-cadence email if I want to! I know I preach organized chaos but who doesn’t like a fun surprise?

For example, the resurfacing of my first ever delusion after watching Avril Lavigne and Fall Out Boy perform back-to-back on the same stage at Harvard University. How do you like them apples?!

I’ll make it quick and then remain silent until June 21, as promised:

Remember the hot girl walk? Well… I’m excited to introduce you to the delusional girl walk! It’s just like the hot girl walk, but not for the faint of heart.

📌 Here are my delusions to get you started:

1️⃣ East Coast Summahs: She released the doves + she surrendered love. Now she gives them a standup routine on the Cape while dancing like Uma Thurman. It ends with a Sk8er Boi on stage. Haven’t you heard? They’re in love and they rock each other’s worlds!

2️⃣ Summah Garden: Patience + Things Will Get Better x Lady by the Sea. Mostly instrumental if that’s your jam!

3️⃣ Slow It Down: I choose u+(m)e, religiously. Come home when you’re ready — I’ll be waiting on Liability Hill with the rest of the sirens.

We can do anything we want to, y’all. See you in your dreams!

<3 Whoevah you need me to be.

PS. Thank you to the brave men and women who fight for my right to take my tits out whenever I damn well please. May my delusions distract you from theirs today!

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