The 1 in Wonderland

Don't pray for me, I try too hard.

Witches, evil queens, good wives + lion cubs,

In high school, I had a party trick: I knew every word to The Party Song by Blink-182.

It still gives me warm fuzzies when I think about it. I’d say it feels orange — nostalgic, chaotic, and warm. It’s about this blonde with green eyes who doesn’t wear any underwear and she’s no fun.

I wasn’t wearing any underwear while listening to this song yesterday either, but I keep it fun — always. You don’t even have to #Guess what color my bra was. Check out the track lists below!

Anyways, I thought The Party Song was about how green eyes tries too hard, but on my one millionth listen, I realized something we always knew:

🧙‍♀️ It’s meeeee.

Hi! I’m the problem, it’s me. 🐍

💃 Some girls try too hard!

Remember when I loudly told you this on January 5th? #DefyingGravity

Here’s an example:

🧩 Do you like my songs?

In high school, Fall Out Boy taught me how to raise myself like a remix — I’ve been doing it ever since! Also, while you weren’t paying attention to me these last couple of weeks, I had a beautiful, magic love affair.

All cards on the table though — there’s a 50/50 chance I was the only participant. Hey homie, you there? 😝

In my defense, I have none! I just couldn’t leave well enough alone.

But on February 23rd, I loudly declared that I was going to get me a lover and tell you all about it. Nothing has changed, the mixtape just isn’t ready yet. Right?

This story moves slow like stop motion animation… or molasses, if you’re looking for a more poetic option for the garden. #SheWolf

Everything is going to be fine because the mixer prepared her case in advance this time!

Anyways, I hope my songs make you smile. To the stage!!! Are you coming yet? We’ve only just begun!

<3 Nic

The Fiddle Disco! General 💃

PS. I’ve just been dancing around the kitchen in the refrigerator light this whole time! Do you like my scarf? It’s Moroccan red. #22PaperDollsReturn

PSS. This week’s track list is for my new lover — are we on the same page? I can’t tell for certain! Isn’t my new game so fun?!

** Did you like this scene I caused? How bad do you want me? #ComeHome